SHOWS THIS WEEK:

Sunday May 18th – 9pm
Danny's Midway Bar
11469 Broad Street SW
Pataskala, Ohio 43062
Tickets $3 at the door.

Monday May 19th – 8pm
Temple Court Coffee House
21 E Temple Court
Mansfield, Ohio 44902
Tickets $3 at the door.

Wednesday May 21 – 8pm
Phoenix Café
15108 Detroit Avenue
Lakewood, Ohio 44107
Tickets $3 at the door.

Thursday May 22 – 9pm
The Genuine Pub
111 Sandy Creek Road
Verona, PA 15147
Tickets $3 at the door.

BIENVENIDOS  

Hi, my name is Dan Bialek (pronounced "By-lack"). I'm a standup comedian and I make retarded vlog videos for the internets and whatnot.

I'm currently doing a national indie standup comedy tour where I drive around the country doing shows at all sorts of music and random venues that my fans pick out. Bascially anywhere except comedy clubs.

CLICK HERE FOR UPCOMING TOUR DATES

WHAT THIS SITE'S ALL ABOUT

This site hosts links to all of my online videos - comedy vlogs, videos from the road, standup clips, etc. - it also links to my blog(s) and Facebook and Myspace pages.

Myspace kind of has a boner for deleting my accounts, so I keep making new ones just to annoy them but I figure this website is a much better outlet for me to communicate with everyone on the web.

If you're a venue owner or booker checking out this site to see who I am please check out this quick DVA Tour FAQ.

You can also sample a PG-rated hour of my work. Or, if your venue is a bar, prison or somewhere even more fun here's an R-rated hour of my stuff. I can also do an hour of clean material for 12-year-olds in a coffeehouse if need be, so don't freak out and think that I'm just some big swear machine who can only talk about his wiener.

You can also go to my "Store" section and buy one of my CDs with the first 16 of my comedy vlogs on it. Sure you can watch them for free online, but I could really use the 7 bucks. :-)

YOUR REWARD FOR COMING HERE TODAY

I wanted to get you something to thank you for coming to my page and checking it out. However, I don't really have a lot of money and wasn't sure what you were into, so I made you this. 

It's a video of my cat, David Taylor, fighting our kitchen trashcan when she was kitten.

Everybody seems to like kitten on trashcan violence. So, please enjoy.

And, also, check back here often for updates.

Thanks.

Where Do I Get My T-Shirts?

A lot of you folks ask me where I get all of the t-shirts that I wear in my videos.

Well, I get them here:

THE THREADLESS STORE

I'm posting this because I've received a lot of emails asking me about them.

And, also, if you live in or near Chicago I'll be doing a free in-store performance there on Friday May 9th at 7pm, too.

This Week's Winners & New Arcade High Score Contest Announced!

Two new games added this week and fabulous new prizes being given away for the highest score earned playing each one.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE ARCADE

This week's contest ends Wednesday May 21st at 11:59PM EST. Good luck to everyone.

Congratulations to last week's winners!

Myspace has probably deleted me since we last talked, so please take a moment to add my new profile. Thanks. :-)